Don't Underestimate an Education
The face of the great mage of Shothoggow turned red with anger.
“You say that I’m a smug and vain idiot? After I did all this?”
A few moments ago, he wiped out half of the nearby population; the only thing with him there was a snake slithering on the ground.
“What do you mean by? Take it back or things will get worse? You will think twice before calling me – the Mightiest and the Wisest – disgusting slimy snake. Go, catch some frogs. Maybe you will find a cursed princess or something, you slowworm!”
The snake turned his head towards the mage and hissed.
“Smatterer? Say who? The one who couldn’t even read? What if a slowworm isn’t a snake; it doesn’t matter, a grass snake. There are more important things than zoology, you redneck. A cow or a sheep, it doesn’t matter which one if it’s on the plate. Go … slither away! And look out for hedgehogs.”
Great mage laughed.
The reptile found an exposed spot below the mage’s knee.
The snake slithered away.
And it rattled his tail.
"Things just happen. What the hell."
* Terry Pratchett. Hogfather
Welcome to my world. For the longest time I couldn’t think of right name for this place, so I left it without one. Amongst things you can find here are attempts of science fiction and fantasy stories, my collection of gods, bogeymen and monsters and also articles about things that had me interested, be it for a while or for years. (There is more of this, sadly not in English but in Czech, on www.fext.cz)
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